{"product_id":"edschi-zip-hoodie-unisex","title":"EDSCHI ZIP-HOODIE - STICK SCHWARZ","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEDSCHI ZIP HOODIE – 350 Gramm pure „Leck mich am Arsch“-Energie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVorne nur das fette, schlichte, aggressive EDSCHI-Herz gestickt – kein Text, kein Bullshit, einfach nur: „Ich bin hier und hab null Bock auf dich.“\u003cbr\u003eHinten? Braucht’s nicht. Das Ding spricht schon laut genug, wenn du reinkommst.\u003cbr\u003eHör zu, du 350g-Junge:\u003cbr\u003eDiese Jacke ist nicht „gemütlich“.\u003cbr\u003eSie ist eine verdammte Festung aus 350 g\/m² biologischer Baumwolle, die dich so hart einpackt, dass du die Welt da draußen einfach ignorieren kannst.\u003cbr\u003eGerader Unisex-Schnitt, eingesetzte Ärmel, doppelt gefütterte Kapuze mit Kordel, Metallreißverschluss, Kängurutaschen, Rippstrick, Doppelabsteppung – alles da, damit du dich einpacken und alle anderen verrecken lassen kannst.\u003cbr\u003eDu ziehst den Reißverschluss zu, setzt die Kapuze auf und bist sofort im Modus:\u003cbr\u003e„Fickt euch. Ich bin drin. 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