{"product_id":"edschi-oversized-unisex-bio-t-shirt","title":"EDSCHI HEART OVERSIZE T-SHIRT - STICK","description":"\u003cul class=\"listMCE\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-table\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-image-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEDSCHI HEART OVERSIZE T-SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e – Das Shirt, das dir ein riesiges rotes Herz auf den Rücken knallt und dir sagt: „Trag’s mit Stolz, du Schwein“\u003cbr\u003eVorne das kleine, freche rote EDSCHI-Herz (gestickt) – süß genug, dass die Leute erstmal „ach wie nett“ denken.\u003cbr\u003eHinten dann der volle Hammer: ein fetter, knallroter Herz-Block mit riesigem EDSCHI drin. Kein Text, kein Gequatsche – einfach nur pure Präsenz. Wer wissen will, wer du bist, muss dir hinterherlaufen.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-image-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfekt für alle, die keine Lust auf enge Shirts und enge Vibes haben:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•  Unisex Oversize Fit – so weit und lässig, dass du drin versinken kannst, wenn du die Welt ignorierst, und trotzdem so breit, dass alle sofort checken: Hier kommt jemand mit Attitude.\u003cbr\u003e•  Rundhalsausschnitt – klassisch, aber immer noch so, dass man sieht: Ich hab nichts zu verstecken.\u003cbr\u003e•  Weit geschnittene Ärmel – perfekt zum lässigen Rumhängen, zum Arm-Verschrenken oder zum dramatischen „Ich bin weg“-Abgang.\u003cbr\u003e•  Weiche Stoffqualität: 200 g\/m² – dicker als die meisten Ausreden deines Ex und weicher als die Tränen deiner Hater.\u003cbr\u003e•  100% Baumwolle aus biologischem Anbau – die Pflanzen haben extra gelitten, damit du richtig gut aussiehst, während du innerlich am Brodeln bist.\u003cbr\u003e•  Farbe Natur kommt mit coolem Melange-Effekt – sieht aus, als wärst du schon leicht angefressen (passt perfekt zum roten Herz).\u003cbr\u003eEgal ob du es in knallrot, schwarz, pink, grau oder dem lässigen Natur-Melierten trägst – dieses Shirt schreit leise aber deutlich:\u003cbr\u003e„Ich hab ein großes Herz. 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